dingdongyouarewrong:

old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time 

storyofthislife:

i just want to sit in front of the ocean for a little while

pure-leafs:

theshitneyspears:

2019 isn’t going to be any different unless you actually put effort in to change it

kylesbogusjourney:

I have this really bad habit of sending two unrelated texts back to back but bridging them with an “also”

So it’ll be like “hey have you seen this funny tweet” quickly followed by “also the news said polio is back”

cinemawithoutpeople:

Cinema without people: The Lobster (second pass) (2015, Yorgos Lanthimos, dir.)

cary-elwes:

You are too generous to trifle with me. If your feelings are still what they were last April, tell me so at once. My affections and wishes are unchanged, but one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.

uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth